D's Diner - Les Claypool

There’s a place just off the Gravenstein

Where the milkshakes flow like wine

The best damn breakfast Burrito

You can get anywhere anytime

When I think of them fried egg sandwishes

Well, my mouth starts waterin' hard

And them sweet potato fries

And onion rings taste just right

'Cause they don’t fry in lard

Well fancy ketchup, bendy straw

This ain’t your average ma and pa

Grab a booth or sit outside

Have a dose of rainbow pride

Order at the window sill

And watch 'em fry up there on the grill

Bring your daughters, bring your sons

They serve their franks on gourmet buns

Tell your friends to come and see

'Cause no one serves it up quite like D

House-a-Hula Burger

Got teriyaki pineapple rings

Caliente Burger

Hot chiles that’ll make you sing

Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long

Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long