Why Does It Hurt When I Pee - Frank Zappa

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I don’t want the doctor

To stick that UTAH in me Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat

I got it from the toilet seat

It jumped right up

'N grabbed my meat

Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

(No no no no…)

I probably got the

SALT LAKE CITY GON-O-KHACKUS!

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt…

(So you don’t forget: call before midnite tonight!)

When…

(Tell 'em what they win, Bob!)

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

FZ: Intermission!

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