This Is All Wrong - Frank Zappa

Moon: This is all wrong.

This is all wrong

FZ: The pigs run the city, the ponies run the TV station and you wanted to

apply for a job

Spider: Some of them wear these jackets that are made out of polished animal

skins.

It’s called leather

John: Leather?

Monica: Oh, and their tight black pants

Spider: It’s sort of like plastic, only it’s made out of animals

Larry: It’s sad, ain’t it?

Monica: Yeah

Larry: Um, you can’t win 'em all

Moon: Oh!

Mike: Sweetheart.

.

Moon: What?

Mike: If we go to the.

.. we could probably be alone

Moon: Yeah

Ali: Wo?

Moon:.

.. could drink coffee.

.

Ali: Ja!

Kaffe war a scho guat, aba des is a Klavier.

.

Mike: I want some soul food.

.

Moon:.

.. it’s a heartbeat and it feels like a.

.

Mike: Have you seen «Jungle Fever»?

Moon:.

.. a big.

.

Ali: Ha, ha gordum once, sinemaya gittim ben.

.

Mike: «Jungle Fever.»

The girl with the big butt?

Ali: Bak, bu piyanonun icinde nereden sinema buldun sen?

Moon: This must have been what the brochure was talking about.

They said you’d.

.. you’d feel a.

.. a kind of a serenity.

.. a feeling of peace of.

..

of.

.

Mike: Hey, why, why don’t you shut up?!

Ali: Cocuklar, siz saatlerce kahveden birsey anlatiyorsunuz, ama burada.

..

ah, bunlarda acayip sarkilar soyluyorlar.

.. acayip, degilmi?

Yagmurda basliyor.

.

Moon:.

.. entering into a different realm.

.. I can’t remember the name of

it.

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Mike: Hey, yo man.

.. I don’t like all this waterfall action

Moon:.

.. and I guess that’s where most of the part of it’s.

.. I. ..

guess it’s all about resolving past crime and everything.

.. and.

.. also.

.. about.

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Ali: Bence.

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Mike: Hey, yo, hey.

.. this ain’t the «Blue Lagoon»!

What the hell.

..

this ain’t «I Dream of Jeanie»

Ali: Bu pianonun icinde bir.

.. meyhane gibi birsey yapmak lazim, yani,

piano guzel bir sey ama,.

.. bende seni hic anlamiyorum abi.

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Mike: What?

Man, man, I’m gonna close off communications if you don’t start

speaking the language, Jack!