Sy Borg - Frank Zappa

Central scrutinizer:

This is the central scrutinizer… joe and his date are going back to the

apartment to have a little party…

Joe:

Sy borg

Gimme dat,

Gimme dat

Sy borg

Gimme dat, give me De chromium leg,

I beg

Sy borg

Gimme dat,

Gimme dat

Sy borg

Gimme dat, give me De chromium leg,

Little wires,

Pliers, tires

They turn me on Maybe Im crazy

Maybe Im crazy

Maybe Im crazy,

Mon…

Stroking several of sys gleaming appendages, joe continues…

Gee, sy This is a real groovy

Apartment

Youve got here

Sy borg:

All government

Sponsored recreational

Services are clean and

Efficient

Joe:

This is exciting

I never plooked

A tiny chrome-plated

Machine

That looks like a Magical pig

With marital aids

Stuck all over it Such as yourself

Before

Sy borg:

Youll love it!

Its a way of life.

Joe:

Does that mean

Maybe later

Youll plook me…

Sy borg:

If you wish, we may

Have a groovy orgy

Joe:

Just me and you?

Sy borg:

I share this apartment

With a modified

Gay bob doll

He goes all the way…

Ever try oral sex with

A miniature rubberized

Homo-replica?

Joe:

No, ah, not yet,

Ah, is this him?

Sy borg:

This is him.

Your wish is His command

He likes you

He wants to kiss

You always

Just tell him what

You want

Joe:

Really?

Hi, little guy

Think I might get a Tiny, but exciting

Blow… job…

Gimme dat,

Gimme dat

Blow job…

Gimme dat, give me De chromium cob.

Sy borg:

Bend over.

Joe:

Gay bob

Blow job

Gimme dat,

Gimme dat

Blow job

Gimme dat, give me De chromium cob

Sy borg:

Youll love it!

It looks just like a Telefunken u-47.

Joe:

Little leather cap

And trousers

They look so gay.

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Warren just bought some

Hey…

Sy borg:

Bob is tired.

Plook me now,

You savage rascal

Ehhh!

that tickles.

You are a fun person

I like you.

I want to kiss

You always.

Joe:

Gee, this is great

Hows about some

Bondage and

Humiliation

Sy borg:

Anything you say,

Master.

Joe:

Oh no, I dont believe

It Youre way more fun

Than mary…

Sy borg:

Youre plooking

Too hard…

Joe:

And cleaner than

Lucille…

Sy borg:

Plooking on me…

Joe:

What have i Been missing

All these years?

Sy borg:

Too hard

Joe:

Sy…

Sy borg:

Too hard

Joe:

Sy…

Sy borg:

Plooking too hard

On me-e-e-e-e…

Joe:

Speak to me Oh no…

The golden shower

Must have shorted out

His master circuit

Hes, hes, oh my god

I must have

Plooked him…

Hey

To death…

Hey

Central scrutinizer:

This is the central scrutinizer… you have just destroyed one model xqj-37

nuclear powered pan- sexual roto-plooker and youre gonna have to pay for it!

so give up, you havent got a chance.

Joe:

But i…

I, i, i, i, i…

I cant pay

I gave all my money

To some kinda groovy

Religious guy…

Two songs ago…

Central scrutinizer:

Come on out son…

Between the two of us Well find a way to Work it out