Master Ringo - Frank Zappa

Dear PFIQ

Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, PFIQ,

I have received many letters

I’m glad I’m retired so I have plenty of time to answer all

I finally got rid of the smell

Of the deep scrotum piercings

(mumble)

By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring

Now, air can get through

(laughs)

(FZ: Can you stand like that?

Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because.

.. again.

.. oh.

FZ: Just.

.. just say «now, air can get through»)

Now, air can get through

Don’t ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able

I have them all

And go over them many times

You never heard anymore of Carl… Carol, issue n… number 14, I believe?

Keep up the great work.

I don’t know what to pierce next

P. S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?

Piercing the head of the cock must be painful

(OOHH!)

I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!

But I didn’t want the artist to stop

Master Ringo

1970-WIM