Cucamonga - Frank Zappa, Captain Beefheart, The Mothers

Out in cucamonga

Many years ago

Near a holy roller church

There was once a place

Where me and a couple of friends

Began practicing for the time

We might go on tv

And as fate would have it Later on we got a chance to play.

All we ever really knew:

That it was crazy (nanook, no-no)

To be doin it any other way