Posh Birds - Example

Hey, Rusher, man

Seriously bruv, let’s think about it:

Do you want some little rough thing coming up to you going, «I really really

wanna suck your dick, c’mere»?

Or do you want like some proper posh nice thing coming up to you going, «I really want to suck your cock»?

Tell me what you want me to do

You just tell me what you want and I’ll do it

Now tell me why do they like geezers?

And why should they please us?

Cause surely, if they’re posh and rich they’re picky like tweezers?

But still, they try and seize us, I pop 'em with ease

Maybe they’re dropping to their knees because i’m dropping my Ts

She had me when she said «Ell, you know my legs spread well

At school I weren’t a prefect but they called me the head girl.»

Pronunciation runnier than honey, I think it’s kinda funny

Cause though she wants my cock I want her daddy’s money

Into the toilets, skip the foreplay, grip the doorway, like BK

You can have it your way, she’s so polite

She’ll always say, «Was that okay?»

She always pays for the taxi home, she’s clearly a giver

But unlike all the cabbies she goes south of the river (Know what I mean?)

You can say what you like about posh birds

You can think what you want about rich girls

But they hear my geezer voice in the club

And we always ending up in the bedroom

Another weekend to overspend, chat a bird up just to bury my ends

Plunder their underwear, trust me bruv, you best beware

You want the front cover of Vanity Fair?

You ain’t gonna find it in Leicester

Square

Where sluts get pissed beyond compare, end up looking the worse for wear

You ain’t gotta act like a millionaire if you wanna get your hands on the

silverware

What do I mean?

I hear you ask, a piece of arse with a piece of class

Posh little rich girl, wants to be an «it» girl

Prim and proper voice, but you know she sucks dick well

Head off to Chelsea, the pussy there is wealthy

Appetites for geezers are very very healthy

Saw a little blonde thing strutting her stuff

I could tell she was dirt from the way she puffed

«Oi love, you wanna bit of rough?»

Two hours pass, I’m inside her muff

Now I know you’re probably thinking, «Example, he’s a snob

Because he’s only letting honeys that are posh touch his knob»

See, there’s a very good reason these young girls are good with their gobs

You see a school that is boarding is very rewarding

It’s in boredom, disorder, they’re midnight marauding

Then escape from their warden to broaden horizons

They had their little eyes on a couple of guys

And before they even knew it they were unzipping flies

See, if you take away a childhood then the child could

Strictly grow up far too quickly like a youth in the wild wood

Look at her, she’s sweet sixteen in a mink coat

Little would you know that she’s proficient at deep throat

I mean, who, who the fuck is this Example guy?

He’s come out of fucking nowhere

And you know, he just thinks he’s some fucking big hot stuff

He’s got nothing!

He’s got nothing!

I know I’ve got a brand new Audi A3, I mean my dad’s got and I’ll take it if

you want

But, you know what I mean, it really upsets me, because… I mean,

he’s just fucking taking all the women now