Music Industry Experts (SKIT) - Example

Uh, uh, Elliot, yeah, it’s Lawrence

Been meaning to catch up with you regarding the new batch of demos

I know we had to cancel dinner the other week 'cause of my trip to Miami

Anyway, it’s me and Caspian, we’re here

Hi Elliot, yeah, Caspian here, hope all is good

Yeah, thanks, yeah

We had a meeting just now, all the team here, we really love the new songs

you’ve been doing, especially the one in L. A with Grammy boy Lammy

But I feel, we feel

Yeah, we feel (We feel)

That none of 'em are cutting it to be honest (No)

We know you know the club world better than us (Yeah, yeah)

But if we’re gonna get Peter McPlaylist at Radio Uno (Radio Uno,

yeah) to give you the hottest record in the galaxy then you’re gonna have to

go back to some of the more, you know, like, you stuff, you know, uh-

Elliot, if you don’t mind me interjecting, Lawrence, sorry

I had a great chat with Tony Don’t Phone Me at London City FM and he felt that

your relevance lies in your ability to speak to like, students of today,

whilst also like, you know, being able to ride a funk-, not funky,

but like a dirty, subby, baseline, like, sort of like Dizzee, Bonkers (Yeah,

yeah, exactly Caspian)

Keep the drums and claps a bit more house rather than EDM, if you get me?

Like, like Jax Jones and Duke Dumont (Yeah)

But with your voice on it and with like, hints of Stormzy’s flow just to bring

it up to date a bit more, if you get me?

Yeah, yeah, that kind of thing

Yeah, yeah (Yeah, totally, totally)

And we saw the big boss man in the canteen earlier (Yeah)

Aldente Presidenté (Mm, yeah, we saw him)

And he reckons if you can get Calvin Harris (Calvin, Calvin) to play some flute

on final production, we can probably twist some arms and use his name for a

feature

Actually, he said jazz flutes

Yeah, yeah, actually, he did (He said jazz flute)

Anyway, anyway, shh, shh, shh, yeah

Just hit us back when you get this and don’t worry about a thing,

we’re all really excited about the new direction

And uh, we’ll see you at Glastonbury next week for a few toots (Oh,

more than a few)

Yeah, we’ll be spending all of the leftovers from Black Eyed Peas,

Graham Norton budget on the old Peruvian (Yeah, aha)

Yeah, see ya, bye

Yeah, bye

Yeah, shut up

Oh, okay