So L.A. - Dirt Nasty

She’s so L. A, she’s so L. A

(Oh my god)

She’s so L. A, she’s so L. A

(Like, that’s hot)

She got a purse full of pills and a nose full of yay

(she's so L.A.)

She on 91 210 and (She's so L.A.)

She’s sitting court side at the Laker game

On a blackberry and she don’t know who they playing

Got a sugar daddy but don’t know his name

But she know he pays, so she letting him bang

All night into the day

doing the walk of shame

She chasing the fame, ain’t it a shame

Suck a man vain, for a fake gold chain

She ordered lobster and steak but don’t touch the plate

(She's so L. A, she’s so L.A.)

No job but she got work done on her face

She got a glove box full of parking tickets

All she gotta do is suck cocks to fix it

L.A. bitches won’t do your dished

But they do your best friend in the kitchen

Now her tits got a small entourage

Take her to the club and she’ll vanish

End up in a Brody Jenner, Joe Francis sandwich

She ain’t fooling nobody with that tanning spray

On Perez Hilton like everyday

She got new boobs on lay away

I seen a bitch at the Roosevelt

On her iPhone, she was trying to Google herself

L.A. girls are so damn lame

Unless you give 'em blow or the champagne