Big In Japan - Dirt Nasty

I’m big in Japan, so is my dick

Eat my eggroll with your chopsticks, bitch

Tokyo, here I come

I’m not that dumb to bring drugs through customs

Yummy, yummy, me so hungry

Get in me belly, toro with wasabi

I can’t walk down the streets, partner

Maybe cause I’m like 2 feet taller

They be seeing my name

Dirt Nasty on the Tokyo trains

Next stop, Harajuku

Streets so clean, no doggy doo-doo

I ain’t this big in the states

Unlimited teriyaki, kobe steaks

I’m living like a king

Soy sauce on my ding-a-ling (What?)

Rikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo

All the geisha’s know I’m the man

Fuck the states, I’m big in Japan

I’m big in Japan

I’m big in Japan

I’m so big in Japan

Fuck the states, I’m big in Japan

Konnichiwa, bitches

All the girls say Dirt’s the richest

But I ain’t the richest

Can’t pay for no goose so I’m doing dishes

Tokyo, do you get my drift?

Rappin' on stage, they don’t understand shit

But they all got they hands in air

With their gold chains and their spikey hair

I’m turning Japanese

At Benihana, Steve Aoki

You can find me on Mt. Fuji

In a Fiji jacuzzi with Ms. Suzuki (Who's she?)

The rice so sticky

Love me long time, baby, licky, licky

I want to undress you

And introduce you to my sumo wrestler

Akebono, peep the dragon on my black kimono

And you don’t want trouble, mane

Cause Mr. Miyagi taught me the Crane

Crouching tiger, hidden beaver

I think I caught yellow fever

If I need a girl she could be here

Quicker than a Domino’s Pizza

Oh my goodness

I’m so overwhelmed, I have so much to do today

First, I had to into coffee bean and get a decaf soy, white choco-motolatae

And then I had to get a spray tan

Meet my sugar daddy at Earth Cafe

And then I’m gonna meet my besties

And we’re going clubbing, yeah!

Yeah that sounds like fun