Crispy Baby - Dirt Nasty

My goal in life

Is to have no wife

But to have some kids

With a fat-ass bitch

In the middle of Texas

With a fake gold necklace

It’s swinging and dangling

You’d think I was Arabian

Wait a minute man, who is this?

Is you an actor or a rapper

I’m a ractor

I’m Ludacris

In a Uber with a stupid bitch

Her name is

Fuck I can’t remember shit or anything

Look down and seen a wedding a ring

Her husband’s on amphetamines

Running looking hella mean

I’m grabbed my dick and grabbed the clip

And pop pop pop shot his ass in the ribs

It was a limited time shooting

The sushi is bluefin

I’m bad bitch recruiting

Lately

I’ve been a crispy baby

All the ladies wanna date me

From L.A. to Haiti

Ima need eight days a week

To heal my dick

Cock stick on fleek

I’m the nicest

I got beef with ISIS

I got a white bitch

The ass is priceless

I been rappin since you was swimmin in your dad’s nut sack

Fuck that

You kids gotta learn

Hipsters will burn

It’s Dirt Nasty’s turn on the mic

Sike

Your dad’s a dyke

I stole your bitch

Then I stole your bike, bitch

Somebody gotta talk this shit

All these rappers went soft

These dicks went limp

But not me though

I sniff a kilo

And unfollow everyone that asks for a repost

All you Tweeters are making me sick

Get on your knees

And suck this verified dick, baby

I got a black belt in yoga

Your bitch got a boner

When I did downward cobra

It’s straight verbal diarrhea

Your mom got pneumonia, syphilis and gonorrhea

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

All the ladies wanna date me

From L.A. to Haiti

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

All the ladies wanna date me

From L.A. to Haiti

I’m a baby

Who’s oh so crispy

And I owe it to my folks

They were both hippies

Kinda trippy how it all happened

I started playing ball

Then I started freestyle rapping

Had a gift right from the jump

Had a white dick

That fit perfect in a penis pump

Chumps wanna hate

Let 'em hate

I never hesitate to put a punk in his place

Snuff 'em in the face with a body blow

I got a dojo

I should have my own karate show

Hotties know

I got the beef stick

I’m Rocky 4

You’re pussy like Heathcliff

I’m a magical Merlin

For certain

Got your girl’s toes curlin

And squirting out of beef curtains

Now that was a little too graphic

I used to get my ass kicked

After basketball practice

Now I get my ass licked

By African models

Whose tongues doin magic tricks

Rabbit dicks

Coming outta black hats

Shotgun Uzi

I pack that

Rat-a-tat-tat-tat

On any tattletale

That be talkin out his ass crack

Abide by the g-code

I learnded that shit in the pen

When I was three years old

I learned about life in juvie

And I learned about your wife in my jacuzzi

I studied the anatomy

Then I dropped her fat ass off at Applebee’s

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

All the ladies wanna date me

From L.A. to Haiti

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

All the ladies wanna date me

From L.A. to Haiti

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby

I’m a crispy baby