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First of all, my dick is small

Three inches hard, two little balls

When the lights are out I stick it in her mouth

She says I don’t smoke Virginia slims

I wear a rubber if it fits

But they don’t make condoms for baby dicks

Maybe it’s time to buy the pump

But every time I stick my dick in I cum

And my last girlfriend was a stripper

Bitch had beef curtains

Like throwin' a hot-dog down a hallway

If you want it all day don’t call me

But you can call me itty bitty swizzle stick

Even Mini Me started laughin' at my little dick

Please Lord, tell me if you listenin'

I’m tired of havin' stage fright in the men’s urinal

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What’s worse?

My pop’s got a purse

He a fat tranny work at Circus Circus

And my mom is bonin' tom

That dude from myspace.com

And my little sis got a bigger dick

Than me, dad and uncle Rick

Fuckin' bitch, I wanna beat her down

But she’s six foot three, two hundred pounds

Damn granny lost it

When grandpa came out of the closet

My balls itch from the crabs I got

I was sleepin' with a crackhead hooker at watts

My aunts doin' 20 to life

For rapin' a nerd who work at good guys

So I think I’ll fuck my cousin in the mouth

Even though it smells like orange roughy

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