Brød - deLillos

Det var en dag med mye stress

Det regnet på min gamle dress

Jeg bar to poser med varer i

Og skulle kjøpe et brød på et bakeri

Da jeg kom inn var det en kjempekø

Og jeg ble stående og se på kaker og brød

Da jeg endelig ble ekspedert

Av en sur gammel dame som var ekstra irritert

Jeg ble nervøs og jeg glemte da

Det brødet som jeg skulle ha

Jeg hadde stått og sett på en morsom and

Som var laget av marsipan

Og dama sa hei jeg kan ikke vente hele dan

Så jeg pekte på anda og sa jeg ville ha’n

Og jeg spurte om å få en pappeske til

Men hun slengte’n oppi en pose uten et jævla smil

Jeg var så sint da jeg kom hjem

Min kone hun fikk ingen klem

Hun spurte hva som plaget meg

Jeg sa å jobbe i butikk er sosialarbeid

For jeg har min rett til å være blid

Når jeg forlater et jævla bakeri

Min kone sa nå er du virkelig sprø

Og hvorfor har du glemt å kjøpe brød?

Noen ganger glemmer jeg simpelthen å kjøpe brød

Noen ganger husker jeg at alle skal vi dø

It was a day of great stress

It was raining on my old suit

I carried two bags of goods in

And was going to buy a loaf of bread at a bakery

When I came in there was a huge queue

And I stopped and looked at cakes and bread

When I was finally dispatched

By an angry old lady who was extra annoyed

I got nervous and I forgot then

The bread I was supposed to have

I had been watching a funny duck

Which was made of marzipan

And the lady said hey I can not wait all day

So I pointed to the duck and said I wanted it

And I asked for another cardboard box

But she threw up a bag without a damn smile

I was so angry when I got home

My wife she got no hug

She asked what was bothering me

I said working in a store is social work

Because I have my right to be gentle

When I leave a fucking bakery

My wife said now you're really crazy

And why did you forget to buy bread?

Sometimes I simply forget to buy bread

Sometimes I remember that we are all going to die