Kokken Tor - deLillos

Dette hendte meg en dag

Jeg var p en slags restaurant

Sammen med min kjreste

Og hennes far, han var sjmann

Fra samme bt kom kokken Tor

Og satte seg ned ved vrt bord

Og denne historien

Den handler mest om ham

Da far og datter begynte snakke privat

Ble jeg sittende som Tors kamerat

Og det virket som han

Ikke tlte vre p land

For plutselig viste han neven sin

Og sa «du trenger mer disiplin»

Og jeg mislikte sterkt

Hans engasjement

Og Tor sa:

«Hei du jeg elsker deg din jvel

Du har s mye sensualitet

Men snart skal du f deg

En p trynet

For stygge gutter er det

Verste som jeg vet»

Tor sa at han elsket meg

Og Tor sa at han hatet meg

Og jeg prvde slippe

Unna ynene hans

Min kjreste hadde nok et drlig instinkt

Jeg prvde gi henne hint og vink

Men hun og faren snakket

Stadig uten stans

Og Tor sa:

«Hei du jeg elsker deg din jvel

Du har s mye sensualitet

Men snart skal du f deg

En p trynet

For stygge gutter er det

Verste som jeg vet»

Men endelig snudde faren seg og sa:

«Hvordan gr det med dere 'a

Tor!

Du m’kke plage guttungen

Med preiket ditt»

Men kokken sa at vi hygget oss

Men n mtte han kaste loss

Og takk for praten det var

Jaggu hyggelig gitt

Og jeg sa:

«Hei Tor jeg synes du er en jvel

Du ha’kke mye sensualitet

Du burde faen meg hatt deg

En p trynet

Men det er vel allerede alt for sent

This happened to me one day

I was at some kind of restaurant

With my boyfriend

And her father, he was a sailor

From the same boat came Chef Tor

And sat down at our table

And this story

It's mostly about him

When father and daughter started talking in private

I sat as Thor's friend

And it seemed like he

Not allowed to be on land

For suddenly he showed his fist

And said "you need more discipline"

And I strongly disliked

His commitment

And Thor said:

"Hello, I love you, you bastard

You have so much sensuality

But soon you will get yourself

One on the snout

For ugly boys it is

Worst I know »

Thor said he loved me

And Tor said he hated me

And I tried to let go

Unna ynene hans

My boyfriend had another bad instinct

I tried to give her hints and hints

But she and her father talked

Still non-stop

And Thor said:

"Hello, I love you, you bastard

You have so much sensuality

But soon you will get yourself

One on the snout

For ugly boys it is

Worst I know »

But finally the father turned and said:

"How are you?"

Dare!

You do not bother boys

With your sermon »

But the chef said we enjoyed ourselves

But now he had to let go

And thanks for the chat it was

Jaggu nice given

And I said:

"Hi Tor, I think you're a jerk

You do not have much sensuality

You should fuck me had you

One on the snout

But it's probably already too late