S'il Vous Plait - deLillos

På landlov en kveld i en fransk liten by

Jeg vandret omkring på en mørk aveny

Da så jeg et sted der i lyktenes skinn

Og jeg tenkte jeg kan jo gå inn

Slik kom jeg engang til Café de la Paix

Der satt en pike med café au lait

Jeg sa je voulait vil gjerne sitte ned

Hun smilte søtt diskret ah s’il vous plait

Jeg håpet på en lett og kvikk suksess

For sant å si så er jeg vant til det

Så jeg sto opp og smilte pent idet

Jeg bukket exusez-moi s’il vous plait

Skjønne mamselle tør jeg be om en ørliten dans

Hun svarte gjerne men hva gjør vi med Frans

For der kom Frans hun var forlovet med

At han var svært sjalu var lett og se

De aner ikke hvor nervøs jeg ble

Da han sa attendez m’sieu s’il vous plait

Jeg vil dem nu på flekken skyte ned

De kan få velge selv hvor det skal skje

Vil du ha hull i hodet eller kne

Eller et annet sted m’sieu s’il vous plait

On land leave one night in a French small town

I was walking around on a dark avenue

Then I saw somewhere there in the light of the lanterns

And I thought I could go in

That's how I once came to Café de la Paix

There sat a girl with café au lait

I said I voulait would like to sit down

She smiled sweetly discreetly ah s’il vous plait

I was hoping for an easy and quick success

To be honest, I'm used to it

So I got up and smiled nicely

Jeg bukket excusez-moi s’il vous plait

Beautiful mamselle I dare to ask for a tiny dance

She was happy to answer but what do we do with Frans

Because there came Frans she was engaged to

That he was very jealous was easy to see

They have no idea how nervous I became

Da han sa attendez m’sieu s’il vous plait

I want them now on the spot to shoot down

They can choose where it will happen

Do you want holes in your head or knees

Or somewhere else m’sieu s’il vous plait