Bestestist - Beefy

Hold the presses, I’m ill like kids with polio

I look like the guy on the episode of that show ya know

Keeping up with me, because I play for keeps

I got my ink for free, my baby less than three

I get around, like virus in your inbox

Hot Latino blood like the runner of the White Sox

Like the Hitchhiker’s Guide, I got a heart of gold

But if ya think I’m mostly harmless then I’m ripping off your nose

I’m killing you with flows, like hurricane Katrina

Did he really say that shit? Yo I promise I didn’t mean to

But honestly, I couldn’t give two shits

You’re weak like Skee-Lo, he couldn’t make two hits

Throw your fits, like tossing Tony Little

I’m so low tech, my mic atop a CD spindle

Kissing and caressing on a girl who’s not a freak

I don’t get sleep, could write this album in a week

Go!

Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know

Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know

Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know

I’m killing you with flows

I’m killing you with flows

They call me Beef Thom

Rock it with the lights on

Shake it like a pom-pom

This motherfucker’s awesome

I be the bestestist

See you can burn to this

And yo I never miss

So just throw up your fist

Staying Alive, like I’m the BGs or I’m GLaDOS

Hold the world inside my palm, rock a gauntlet like I’m Thanos

Like a clown on retainer, I’m always down to party

People scared when I roll into their town like Katamari

Come on baby, sorry. I didn’t know that you weren’t naughty

Make you feel like you’re in church. When it’s in you, you say Lordy!

Cause you’re horny like I’m horny. Don’t deny it. Don’t ignore me

Get you wet and light headed like it’s Sealab and you’re Stormy

But, um, maybe I should hit the brakes

I vomit Frosted Flakes, everything I spit is gggggreat!

Catch me in a circle like a dot, got my cootie shot

Like tectonic plates, I’ve been known to make your body rock

Corners asking whatcha got? Medicine and purple pot

Like Damien Hess yo, I’ve been known to Frontalot

Like carnies on strike, my flow is no fair

I’m not a daredevil, but the devil made me dare

Go!

Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know

Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know

Don’t act like you don’t, because I know you know

I’m killing you with flows

I’m killing you with flows

They call me Beef Thom

Rock it with the lights on

Shake it like a pom-pom

This motherfucker’s awesome

I be the bestestist

See you can burn to this

And yo I never miss

So just throw up your fist