Feature Creep - Beefy

Lemme start off with you look so fine

In my car, hit the mall about a quarter past nine

Don’t fret babe, you’ll get to the flick

They’re still playing previews, ain’t even dim the lights yet

Which is key for the plans that I got cooking

Locate me in the back make sure that nobody is looking

Then I pull out the pocket knife and I cut a little hole

In the popcorn bowl, let’s see how’s this gonna go

I know we’ve only known each other for an hour

But I think that I love you so I’m gonna skip the flower and

Move on to the main damn course

Get her hand to the source like I’m using the force

She just got a little more than see expected

A giggle and a smile on her face what I’ve detected

Arc to her eyebrow, she asks «is that it»

I’ve got butter flavored shame and the girl she splits

You can call me the feature, creep

Be aware when you take your, seat

That I think I have the right to commentary

Saying everything I think to anybody that can hear me

You can call me the feature, creep

Blind you every single time I tweet

First date is a perfect time for third base

Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place

I rest my feet upon the seat in which you occupy

You ask polite for me to stop I whisper «yo hope you die»

But whatever I got candy to distract me

Hear the crinkle and the crackle of plastic drive you batty

Don’t get too attached to the star of this flick

He won’t make it to the end cause the bad guy’s the chick

Oh I’m sorry, am I the only one with internets

Searching the synopsis checking if there were some scenes with sex

Hey don’t leave, your gonna miss the best scene

Cause that man’s a machine and it’s all on my Twitter feed

As you can see I’m the kinda guy to at reply

Now quiet in the front, there’s bout to be a shocking suicide

Oh my god, I bet you didn’t see that coming

First time that I’d seen it yo my heart was hella pumping

Heading for the climax, I can disregard your disrespect

The movie’s almost over so who wants to hit up Denny’s next

You can call me the feature, creep

Be aware when you take your, seat

That I think I have the right to commentary

Saying everything I think to that can hear me

You can call me the feature, creep

Blind you every single time I tweet

First date is a perfect time for third base

Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place