The Sexy Data Tango - Aurelio Voltaire

If, while you’re out in space, love

You’re horny as a targ

Take a tip from a security chief, love

That phat slut Tasha Yar

She discovered the pleasures of Data

He became her sexual pet

'cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct

He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole

And he’ll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold

His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift

And cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you’re a filthy horta, Data’s your bestest bet

'cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct

He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs

While he replicates some lube

Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery’s tube

So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft

As he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you’re a filthy horta Data’s your bestest bet

'cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct

He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts

He’s full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts

He too likes to be pleasured

He will put you on your knees

And if you’re into disgrace

He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

So if you’re a filthy horta, Data’s your bestest bet

'cause he’s fully functional, and anatomically correct

He’s fully functional and anatomically correct

He’s fully functional… and anatomically correct!