Normal For A Man - Aurelio Voltaire

When i was a young man i traveled 'round the world

And i been with every kind of girl

I think i slept with half the population of Japan

It’s nothin' strange: It’s normal for a man

Back then our president he really raised the bar

Getting stuck caught in the cookie jar

He gave new meaning to having an intern on your staff

It’s nothin' strange: It’s normal for a man

But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth

Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat

What i wouldn’t give to see somebody take a stand

Just grow a pair and fess up and say «It's normal for a man!»

When you are a Tiger and have a gorgeous wife

Sometimes you just get tired of your life

If you eat Filet Mignon each day eventually you’ll want spam

It’s nothin' strange: It’s normal for a man

Take that motorcycle man who wed a movie star

While she made films he trolled around in bars

He bed a stripper with a Nazi tattoo on her ass

It’s nothin' strange: It’s normal for a man

But then he went on TV and lied through his teeth

Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat

What i wouldn’t give to see somebody take a stand

Just grow a pair and fess up and say «It's normal for a man!»

We men we have our predilections

We’ll cheat if given half the chance

There ain’t no such thing as sex addiction

We’re just all horny bastards and we can’t keep it in our pants

It’s perfectly normal!

perfectly natural!

Now i’m old and wiser and have a lovely wife

And i’ll be true to her for all my life

I ain’t sayin' that im special or that i’m a superman

I guess im just too old and tired to do what’s normal for a man

But if i did i wouldn’t go lyin' through his teeth

And Rattle off excuses for what made me cheat

I’d be the one to finally come along and take a stand

I’d show my pair and fess up and say «It's normal for a man!»

Well then you’d leave and i’ll be lonely.

I’d hit the bar and wreck my health

I’d cry and say i ruined everything…

Dont be sad for me it’s nothing strange it’s normal for a man!