Cathouse Tragedy - Aurelio Voltaire

All right girls, come on

Move it along, dont dilly dally, men are waiting!

Gentlemen!

Come on in, right on in, to our temple of sin!

The sensual and sublime

With multiple versions of every perversion

And women of every kind

If you’re a fellow who likes a Bordello

With something off for a change

2 dollars more you can have a dead whore

We specialize in the strange

If you get lucky this evening

And one takes you out for a whirl!

Might I suggest you look under the dress?

Cause we can’t tell the boys from the girls here!

Tragedy!

At the cathouse tonight!

Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy!

What a curious sight!

Our female selection is not quite perfection

It’s like biting into a bitter confection!

At Cathouse Tragedy

There’s an Asian Albino, and as far as I know

She has a prosthetic eye

And if you approve it she’ll gladly remove it

If you tire of her thighs

Dont be alarmed by the girl with no arms

She’s actually quite a treat

And if you wanna she’ll peel your banana

She’s bloody good with her feet!

If you get lucky this evening!

And one takes you out for a spin!

I’d be suggesting a lamby intestine

You dont know where these girls have been!

Oh!

Tragedy!

At the cathouse tonight!

Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy!

It’s a curious sight!

Our female collection is not quite perfection

It’s like biting into a bitter confection!

At Cathouse Tragedy

They called you pretty in your hometown

Not to be petty

But here in the city you’re not all that pretty

You’re lucky we keep you around!

Now get back to work!

Come on in to the cathouse!

We have pussies of every kind!

We have black, white and yellow, and red ones!

And only one or two are feline!

I’m your benevolent emcee

And I’m here to make sure they behave!

Sure they smell like cheese

And they’re full of disease

But just think of the money you’ll save!

Tragedy!

At the cathouse tonight!

Come and see why we like to call our cathouse tragedy!

It’s a curious sight!

Our female collection is not quite perfection

It’s like biting into a bitter confection!

At Cathouse Tragedy

At the Cathouse Tragedy!

Alright, girls.

Move it along

I dont wanna be here anymore than you do

God, I should have been a Dentist…