Failed Christian - Nick Lowe

I’m a Failed Christian\nI don’t go to church\nI smoke and I drink\nAnd I lie and I curse\nIt never got to me Your sermon and all\nYou talked and you talked\nAbout nothing at all\nI’m a Failed Christian\nFailed Christian, yeah\nI’ve got two recollections\nTaking the collections\nAnd tears when the choir sang in harmony\nIt scared me half to death\nI swore as I left\nWith a inside pocket full of change and memories\nI’m a Failed Christian\nFailed Christian\nI’m a Failed Christian\nI’ve got my own church\nI pray with my soul\nTo this great universe\nAll over the world\nThe bloods on their hands\nReligious instruction\nI can’t understand\nI’m a Failed Christian,\nFailed Christian, yeah\nI’m going to meet my maker\nA firm believer\nOf spirit in music\nThere’s a prayer in a song\nI’m a Failed Christian\nAnd if I’m go under\nAnd you’re coming with me That much I can’t tell\nI’m a Failed Christian\nFailed Christian, yeah\nFailed Christian\nFailed, failed, failed…\nI’m a Failed Christian\nI don’t go to church\nI smoke and I drink\nAnd I lie and I curse