Good Heavens - Zach Sherwin

Good heavens!

An engine of ingenuity is under my hood revvin'

And revvin'

And revvin'

Three times for six V’s cause it’s a V6

Like Eve 6 with the E’s nixed

I spit my first bars a bit before my bar mitzvah

Now I’m artistically marvelous

From the La Brea tar pits to Mar Vista

A place where you can see sea?

¡Sí!

And I will stop here: cease ici.

Cause I love 2 romance languages

And I know a good thing

But I also know when it’s done.

So I will end this extended pun

Anyone still listening is screaming «Finally!»

Like CeCe Peniston

Friends, it’s unclear where to take it from here

So I’ll take the plunge, expunge fear

And lunge off the brink, and fence

I’m trying to second-guess and reckon less

Say «Heck yes» to recklessness and steer by instinctive sense

Commit to inspirations by committing them to paper in ink:

Permanent inkling cement.

Why pencil it if I can write in pen?

Solidify!

On Twitter, my pal Allie thinks

My resemblance to Barton Fink’s immense

And I agree.

If I didn’t, I would be bonkers.

Getting along’s stronger

When you concur, you conquer!

Fusion over fission, leaf over beef, bro

I’m at the plant-based, not the beast-based bistro

Thank you over please.

«Yo!»

«Sup?»

«Sit and sup with me.

A cup of tea?»

«Nah, an espresso’s more my cup of tea.»

puppetry explodes errit-eruptively.

Scratch the fire, man, like a feline that climbed up a tree

Pops made music.

Mom pens poetry.

They collabo’ed one time only.

She wrote up the rap and he Produced the track and the

Result goes Zachary!

Zachary!

Zachary!

And I will keep singing that song

That my mom and my daddy composed

Until I’m dead and decomposed

And maybe even beyond in the happy hunting ground

Here’s a rappy grunting sound

(ungh!)

Now we can close.

The only reason I would care if Evan Rachel Wood

Would select Chris Evans as her life-mate

And hyphenate her name

So it became «Evan Rachel-Wood Evans»

Is because it would rhyme perfectly with «Good heavens!»

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