Dino Soaps - Zach Sherwin

That are relevant to 'em embedded in the middle

Encoded bonus information

Hidden in the letters in the center like a riddle

If you don’t understand just yet, don’t fret

I’m gonna demonstrate, and you’ll get it in a little

Bit when I spit these well-known names

With secret words embedded in the middle

So who’s precisely my TYPE of lady?

Check it out: it’s kaTY PErry

Who was a RIOT on SNL?

She’s very hilarious: cheRI OTeri

BuSTA Rhymes is a rap STAR.

missY ELLiott as well

She had a famous song where she said «Holla…»

And you know that’s YELL

RusSELL Simmons SELLS.

He’s an entrepreneur

ChRIS Evans causes a RISE in libido

GREen is the color of Shrek the OGRE’S skin

And the last name of cee lO

Who’s the HERO of every film in which we’ve ever seen him?

Dwayne tHE ROck johnson.

What a hunk!

Lotta people wanna get up in his NETHER regions

Now:

ScotT WOlf starred in the '90s sitcom «Party of Five»

So what’s up with the TWO?

And steVIE Wonder may be blind

But his name has got a perfect VIEW

So some of these are off base

SanDRA Bullock is not DRAB, she’s a beauty

ZAC Efron’s no acting ACE

VIN DIEsel isn’t in INDIE movies

Whose classic car is a Lincoln, not a MODEL T?

GuillerMO DEL Toro

And do I like jOHN Oliver?

Oh yes

So forget that OH NO.

Animals!

WhooPI Goldberg has PIG.

rheA PEarlman, APE

There’s an ELK in michaEL Keaton

And a she-sheep, or a EWE

In kanyE WEst, georgE WEndt, and vampirE WEekend

And nEW Edition

Ask former Senator christopHER Dodd: that’s a whole HERD!

And smack in the middle

Of Malcom in the Middle’s frankiE MUniz?

EMU, a big bird

ReginA SPektor: ASP!

Like a viper

But also NAS who fired back after

Jay’s dis track «Takeover,»

Produced by Kanye, who put chancE THE Rapper on «Pablo.»

Nas called his song «ETHER.»

RoB LOWe:

Let me BLOW your mind with just a few more

But not before finding NEMO in julianNE MOore

ChristOPH WALz has OPH WAL

Spelled in an off-the-wall way

And my buddy loves GANJA

I put him in even though he’s not famous:

MorGAN JAy

And FLO RIDA’s entire name is a perfect FLORIDA overlap

I don’t know what state that dude is from

But someone prob’ly should have told him that!

Dino soaps

Why call this song «Dino Soaps?»

'Cause when I was a kid I had the kind of soap

That had a little rubber dinosaur at the core inside the soap

Buried down deep like a treasure

Now you can put all the pieces together

I call these dino soaps

They’re normal-seeming names with a secret treat at the center

GareTH Edwards: the director of the next Star Wars film: «Rogue One.»

And you already know about ellEN Degeneres;

if you didn’t, I’d be so stunned

No connection between them.

Except for this, and it’s real fun:

THE END.

(Dino soaps!) And now we’re eD O’NEill:

DONE