Fantastic - Wouter Hamel

We’d be fantastic at parties and such

Bleached smiles and cocktails

And that elegant touch

So empty and hollow

Refreshingly sad

I’d love to see it all

But I’d rather keep you in my bed

Rich girls from moscow

Incredibly tanned

Their bright coloured slingbacks

Become vapid and bland

So twisted but charming

So scantily clad

I’d love to see it all

But I’d rather keep you in my bed

Millionaires with marble stairs

In cannes or beirut

Long-time friends who’ve never met

Making comments on my suit

So jaded and lovely

So deviously mad

I’d love to see it all

But I’d rather keep you in my bed

Wedding gowns and golden crowns

In rome or vermont

I can’t endure this haute couture

It’s just not what I want

No jewelry

No cufflinks

With a dandy-esque style

I’d love to have it all

I’m sure we’d have a ball

In namibia or nepal

But I’d rather keep you in my bed