Has Been - William Shatner

Has been, has been, has been

You talkin' to me?

You talkin' to me?

You callin' me, has been?

What’d you say your name is?

Jack, never done Jack

Glad to meet you

Who’s your friend?

Dick, don’t say Dick

What do you know?

And you friend, what’s your handle?

Don Two Thumbs Don

Riding on their armchairs

They dream of wealth and fame

Fear is their companion

Nintendo is their game

Never done Jack and Two Thumbs Don

And sidekick don’t say Dick

We’ll laugh at others failures

Though they have not done shit

{I've heard of you the ready-made connecting with the ever ready, yeah

The never was talking about still trying I got it

Forever bitter gossiping about never say die

May I inquire what you’ve been doing mister?}

Jack, never done Jack

And you partner, what’s the news of the world, Dick?

I don’t say Dick

Don, of all the people you must be The Tattler

Two Thumbs up

What are you afraid of, failure?

So am I

Has been implies failure not so

Has been is history

Has been was

Has been might again