Keith B-Real I (Interlude) - Will Smith

I am Keith B-Real, story breaker, keeping it real

Here I’m in some Chinese mans theater

And this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous

This is belemptious, we go people up here

Posing as slaves and ice and everything

This is ridiculous, wait a minute

Is that Jada Pinkett?

Excuse me Jada, over here hi

Hey I’m Keith B-Real, keeping it real as usual

I got some questions, I need to ask you girl, sure

How long do you think this Will Smith

Hypothermia is gonna last?

Hypothermia

Yeah, look it up man do you guys read

Well, you know I think will is very talented

And I think he’ll be successful at anything he puts his mind too

Well, I been checking out his vertebrae

He don’t look like he can slang it like no man

Man, I would tour your little, ah

If you would have read my motivational tapes

You wouldn’t have done that it talks

About that on page thirty seven

Uh excuse me, Charlie, Mack, please handle this

Charlie, you need to stop grabbing up on me anyway

This is Keith B Real, be right back