Maiden - Vic Chesnutt

Dogs are barking, birds are chirping

The only thing better if I was squirting

But there’s no one here to love on me today

For the maiden’s on holiday

For the maiden’s on holiday

I’m a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle

Hoping to avoid certain societal hassles

And I know what they say

But I ain’t made of clay

For the maiden’s on holiday

Yeah, the maiden’s on holiday

I ain’t nothing but chivalrous

Ain’t never been nothing nasty between us

She knows where she stands

On the heart of a broken man

I’m gonna be bad no matter what

So I might as well go on ahead

And act like a butt

Any ol' way, yeah, I’m still gonna pay

For the maiden’s on holiday

Yeah, the maiden’s on holiday