Rap Up 2023, Pt. 3 - Uncle Murda

Happy New Years

Brooklyn

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

Woah woah woah woah woah

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

Crazy, crazy, shit crazy

Great John on the beat by the way

Kodak Black was on Drink Ch&s looking bad

Shit wasn’t funny tryna explain why it’s cool to take Tekashi money (That's not

cool)

You really did a song with a nigga that ratted

Got locked up for swallowing coke you really an addict (Damn)

Tekashi got stomped out in LA Fitness

By some Latin Kings, them niggas was standing on business (Good for 'em)

Getting stomped out, standing on, they beat that nigga ass the fuck up with the

camera on (Ha ha)

Pause, what the fuck you just say? Say that shit again

Cam &Mase got niggas saying pause over everything

Nelly got Ashanti pregnant she bout to have a baby

Wonder how Irv Gotti feeling right now shit crazy (You good?)

Trick Daddy talking reckless, nigga you want smoke?

I seen that video you made you had to be on coke (Had to be)

You had a cooking apron on saying I start a lot

Don’t get punched in the face like Charleston White in the barbershop (Ha ha)

I wonder how Tupac could sound if he spit this

Make an Artificial Intelligence and remix this (AI)

Murda featuring Tupac’ll be tough as fuck

It was a rumor going around, Chris Brown beat Usher up

Carlee Russell lied, faked her own kidnapping

All cause her man cheated, this year so much shit happened

People really just be out here doing dumb shit

Now, Carlee Russell famous for being a dumb bitch (Ha ha)

Lied about seeing that baby on that highway

Cop who killed George Floyd got stabbed up on Black Friday (Good for him)

I wish that cracker would’ve died in that spot

Tyre Nichols got killed by five black cops

I probably was just as mad as

when that shit happened (Word)

They just got indicted for murder and kidnapping

I hope they get stabbed up and die in jail too

That gun and badge you use to have can’t help you (It can’t)

Man, how the fuck could five black cops be that evil?

Y’all already see how white cops be treating black people (You see it)

You know, they kill us, we kill us, we gotta really think

We gotta wake the fuck up before we

(Facts)

Ok Murda, we hear you, Malcolm X and Nip

But let’s get back to disrespecting shit (Igh)

Lori Harvey single again, did he cheat on her?

Is her pussy good? Why is all these niggas always leaving her? (Why?)

Future is it good? Or do she got some wack shit?

You got niggas signing NDAs just to hit that shit

Draymond Green knocked a nigga out for no reason

Now he might not get to play for the rest of the season (Damn)

The NBA suspended that nigga indefinitely

I could see him coming back and beating up a referee (Woo)

The shit that nigga be doing ain’t regular

Draymond need to retire and become a wrestler (WWF)

You see how he was choking out Rudy Gobert

Anthony Edwards ain’t do none he just stood right there (None)

Karl Towns ain’t do none he just stood right there (None)

They either pussy or just don’t fuck with Rudy Gobert

Let Draymond have another fight that nigga done

Ja Morant got suspended for flashing a gun

And he still throwing gun signs up at the score

He wants to be like NBA Youngboy, not Michael Jordan

Man, let that nigga live he ain’t do no illegal

What’s illegal is Josh Giddey fucking that lil' white bitch

Josh Giddey white, so the media ain’t cover it

Had evidence for tryna say it wasn’t enough of it (Cap)

Two minutes left, nigga we in the fourth quarter

LeBron became the all-time NBA leading scorer

Ime Udoka tried to disrespect LeBron James

Told him, «To stop bitching», nigga it was during the game (Word)

And guess what Rich Paul did to Ime Udoka?

Dude partied, invited Cam and Nia Long over

Ime Udoka is Nia Long ex boo

That’s how LeBron and Rich Paul chose to disrespect you (Crazy)

And I think Cam’ron gon' wind up hitting that

Rich Paul you a fool, my nigga what made you think of that? (You a fool)

Quavo was on a boat when a couple people got robbed

Kanye was on a boat with his wife getting a blowjob

Talking 'bout boats let’s take this shit a little further

My nigga threw his hat in the air like he Bobby Shmurda

All that fighting on the boat had a nigga look like Michael Phelps

Y’all see how he was swimming? When he seen homie needed help

He was there twenty seconds that nigga fast

And some other niggas came they whipped those white people ass (Oh)

Black people vs. white people I wish I was there

Two white bitches would’ve got hit in the head with a chair (Aha-ha)

Cause white people always think that they can get away with shit

They wouldn’t have got charged if nobody was taping it

Damn, DJ Envy was promoting real estate

That turned out being a Ponzi scheme, the whole shit was fake (Aw)

People lost money, your partner was stealing it

You’re guilty by association even if you innocent

I just think Envy got caught up in Cesar’s shit

That lil' fat nigga Cesar look like a piece of shit (He do)

He was selling the same property to different people

I ain’t a real estate agent but I know that’s illegal (I know that)

Hassan C&bell beefing, screaming, «Nigga what’s up?»

In the projects, then them niggas shot him like, «Shut up»

Man that shit was too funny y’all gotta see the tape

Hassan C&bell was the kid

Crazy, a lot of niggas gon' be upset with me

I’m back out here disrespecting niggas, respectfully

Damar Hamlin, that play for the Buffalo Bills

Died then came back to life on the football field

Medical staff brought him back to life in minutes

Skip Bayless was mad 'cause they ain’t let the game finish (You racist)

Shannon Sharpe just ain’t

He just quit, went to First Take with Stephen A. Smith (Salute)

We just happy Damar feeling better bro

That other nigga killed his mother then went to Mexico

Jonathan Majors found guilty that nigga not a crook

He was running from that white girl

pocketbooks

Submarine crushed in the water went too deep and shit

Tryna see the Titanic, that’s real white people shit

Southside and G Herbo broke Funny Marco watch

I thought it was funny, I was laughing, I could hardly stop (Ha)

Free Casanova, they was saying he got cut

He FaceTime me, it was a lil' scratch he barely got touched

You already know, it’s free you til they free you nigga

They gave you fifteen years, them people evil nigga

Michael Jordan son still fucking Scottie Pippen wife

Now he wanna marry her, Mike, you know that shit ain’t right

Snoop Dogg had niggas thinking he stopped smoking

We fell for that shit, it felt like he was not joking

I thought the doctor told him it was life or death

He was promoting the stove, that nigga got a check (Haha)

That’s some funny shit, I’m bout to roll up

Young Jeezy and that Chinese girl just broke up

That nigga Tom Brady really retired

I’m about to wrap this shit up, I’m getting tired

Anthony Edwards out here looking crazy

Gave that girl a hundred K, she still keeping the baby

She exposed the text messages, to text her

Now she got the lawyers involved that bitch being extra (Aw)

A$AP Relli snitched on A$AP Rocky

He in court like, «Rihanna baby father shot me»

Riri just had a baby and performed at the Super Bowl

Can’t believe this bitch ass nigga just really told

Coach K and P just sold Quality Control for three hundred million

Like fuck it let the dice roll

Just hilarious as Angela Yee new replacement

Y’all could’ve got somebody better than that I’m not hating (Haha)

I’m just playing, I’m just fucking with you Jess

You sound good on that shit for real, I wish you success

Palestine and Isreal done gone hit, pick a side

I’m praying the war stop way too many dying

Crazy how the world sit back and watch this shit

It’s really fuck humanity when it comes to politics

I got a phone call the other day it was my lady crying

Said, «What happened»?, she said «I hate seeing all these babies dying»

We just had a baby so she taking that shit hard

It’s sad seeing these kids getting they childhood robbed

Whoever get in that war need to get it done

We got our own war going on rest in peace to Gillie’s son

R.I.P.

the whole Brooklyn miss her (We do)

Shit was fucked up why them bullets had to hit her

Rip to Jacky Oh, send my condolences to DC Youngfly, your kids well ain’t cope

with it

Bout to get out of here shit had been a long day

Rest in peace to

and Harry Belafonte

Rest in peace to Jerry Springer, Lance Reddick,

I’m walking out the booth rap up this record

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

Crazy, crazy, shit crazy

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

Y’all heard what happened, y’all know what happened, but y’all don’t care

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

For the last six months I been touring with 50

I’m part of the holidays now just like Mariah

This part three, on part two I talked about Diddy