2 for 1 Special (Interlude) - Trinity The Tuck

Oh, wow, look at this perfectly-placed plastic surgery menu

That makes me happy

It may look like I have resting bitch face, but I’m elated

Let’s see here, hmm

Breast augmentation

I’m actually not allowed to get another one

Too many CC’s

Oh, well

Armpit removal

Hmm, I’ll take two

Kneecap replacement, buy one, get one free?

That’s a steal

Shoulder shave

Yes, God

Oh, my God, I’ve always wanted this

A nose flattening

Sure, I don’t need to smell

Like, why do we even have chins?

What is a chin?

How did I get here?

Oh, yeah, Botox

You know what?

I’ll have one of everything