Weed With Willie - Toby Keith

I always heard that his herb was top shelf

I just could not wait to find out for myself

Don’t knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend

And I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town

He fired up a fat boy and passed him around

The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in Was I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

My parties all over before it begins

You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend

But I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose

The party was Vegas it was after the show.

Alone in the front lounge with just me and him,

With one parting puff grim creeper set in.

I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

My parties all over before it begins

You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend

But I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we’re passing the guitar and telling good jokes

I know ones a-comin' cause I’m smelling smoke

No I do not partake, I just let it pass by With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

My parties all over before it begins

You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend

But I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin

I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again