Rum Is The Reason - Toby Keith

I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket

Good whiskey at the Alamo

Now that Pancho Villia, had a jug of Tequila

When he walked the streets of old Mexico

While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season

He didn’t quit because of a girl

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

While Russia was brawling

I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martini

While the world waited in fear

Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies

Yeah, down through the ages, as they turned their pages

They couldn’t drink their diamonds and pearls

No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun

Sailing on the deep blue sea

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum

And the sun sinking down on me

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra

Chased down with a 12 ounce Curl

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun

Sailing on the deep blue sea

My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum

And the sun sinking down on me

My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra

Chased down with a 12 ounce Curl

Yeah, rum is the reason i guess

Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

Take it home coral reefers, haha…

Woo

Yeah