October 31st 1990 Something - Time

Pillowcase full of candy neighbor’s liver full of brandy

Scaring kids in my costume the neighbors can’t stand me

Red leather jacket, my hero’s so fancy

I’m a werewolf in the street straight thriller dancing

Scully to my left, Mulder to my right

I’m a read top secret X-Files all night

I’m all about my cheese, I am not a modest mouse

Catch me with my Monster Squad busting in a haunted house

PKE meter going off the charts

Kick out the trap I’m a Ghostbuster after dark

Evil Dead I saw an Army of Darkness

Bubba Ho-Tep's over Bruce Campbell’s carcass

I see Sam Raimi’s yellow Oldsmobile

If these ghouls wanna eat my heart it’ll be a cold meal

Drag Me to Hell with Krueger and Jason

I used to think my neighbors had bodies in the basement

It’s Friday 13 I’m dancing under ladders

Chasing black cats Ovaltine in my bladder

Cujo ate my homework he’s in Pet Sematary

I saw Ice Cream Man, I was scared of Ben and Jerry

Ghoulies in my toilet tank, Critters in the closet

Amityville maybe that’s what caused this

Gremlins in the kitchen, I put them in the blender

These are just a few things that happen in Denver

This is a stick up forget trick or treat

You better watch your back we’re snatching bags in the street

The moon’s a spaceship, the sun is a pumpkin

October 31st 1990 something

Dressed like Frankenstein running from the torch light

I’m trying to get all the candy, looking for a porch light

My cousin’s Legosi, I’m a mini Karloff

Listening to new wave bumping some Bauhaus

David Bowie’s a vampire, playing the violin

My dad used to fast forward through nudity and violence

Breaking my mom’s candles, thinking it’s Castevania

Final Destination, Nintendo cords can hang ya

Leather jacket Lost Boy mobbing on my motor bike

This house is clean don’t cross the streams on the Poltergeist

I’m watching a Creepshow, It’s another Demon Knight

Fire in the Sky, I’m staring at the Phoenix Lights

ET’s in my room, Close Encounters of the 10th Kind

Quantum Leap, wormhole, watch me bend time

Watching an Exorcist, she’s doing a headspin

She ain’t even a B-Girl but here come the Walking Dead again

No grassy knoll I’m sitting on a Silent Hill

This Resident is Evil, sniper shot for the quiet kill

Shadows can’t stop me, Mothman Prophecy

Fat kid shotgun, that’s my philosophy

Chuck T’s on my feet, Tremors in the concrete

Night of the Living Dead, I’m hacking up zombies

Explosions everywhere and the Toxic Avenger

These are just a few things that happen in Denver

This is a stick up forget trick or treat

You better watch your back we’re snatching bags in the street

The moon’s a spaceship, the sun is a pumpkin

October 31st 1990 something

Dressed like death smashing pumpkins in the street

Call it Monster Mash I’m at your door trick or treat

Fake scarecrows think they can scare Chris

But little do they know, I’ve been to Blair Witch

I saw Ringu before The Ring came out

I even saw the cursed tape they were talking about

I wasn’t scared of Chucky we had a Doberman Pinscher

He was Child’s Play, I would’ve stabbed him with a splinter

Candyman in the mirror, Leprechaun on the moon

Even saw a clown in the sewer with a balloon

I can’t phone home, I’m in the Twilight Zone

Service Outer Limits all I get is a dial tone

Little Vampire, Little Monsters in my pocket

Tales From the Crypt seeing skeletons in coffins

White Men Can Jump Teen Wolf was the real proof

We used to play basketball, mom would give us Beetlejuice

Garbage Pail Kids jumping out of the trash

I used to run through the neighborhood with a Scream mask

I Know What You Did Last Summer where’s the body?

Rocky Horror Picture Show, glam rock party

I’m reading Goosebumps wearing They Live glasses

I’m seeing reptiles I hope their mothership crashes

A red flash from the MIB is all I remember

These are just a few things that happen in Denver