Hard On The Ticker - Tim McGraw

I gave up pimento cheese

D-D-Domino's delivery

Whiskey sours

Apple pies

Finger-lickin' chicken fried

Are gastronomic history

I used to like them scary shows

But I gave 'em up a while ago

Don’t do no dip-defyin'

Rollercoster ridin'

Now days I just take it slow

Every since we started datin'

I been compensatin'

To keep from gettin' up To hell any quicker

'Cause

She’s hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker

Sayin' hard on the ticker

Now when she wiggles through my door

My chin gets heavy hits the floor

Silky hair garnet lips

Swingin' double-jointed hips

My blood begins to roar

And when she nibbles on me ear

It’s partly pleasure partly beer

Little dab is all it takes

To get my heart a palpatatin'

Feelin' like the end is near

I oughta get a policy

A double indemity

It’d make my beneficiary

A whole lot richer

'Cause

She’s hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker

Sayin' hard on the ticker

That’s my girl

Yeah she’s hard on the ticker

I oughta get a policy

A double indemity

It’d make my benificiary

A whole lot richer----

Because she’s hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker

Sayin' hard on the ticker

Oh she’s hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

She’s hard on the ticker

Hey she’s hard on the ticker