Swingers - The Wedding Present

Honey, really, there’s no need for you to pout

Because you know precisely what I’m talking about

All those meaningful sly glances and that long embrace

You had 'come and get it' written all over your face

I’m not exaggerating;

I saw it happening

You don’t have to flirt with everyone just because you can

You’re like Brigitte Bardot in 'And God Created Woman'

You know exactly what I mean;

your behavior borders on the obscene

But you were still my girlfriend

My one and only until the end

The last time that I checked

Or, are you telling me, in your own way

Is this how you say that you’re desperate to be single again?

Well, yeah, but 'til then…

You were still my girlfriend

My one and only until the end

The last time that I checked

You were still my girlfriend

And I just can’t comprehend

Is self-control too much to expect?