Shatner - The Wedding Present

Wear something bright and turn away

Imagine girls behaving in that way

Why don’t you pack your bags and leave?

Look here’s another bruise I didn’t see

You can’t say, «It doesn’t really matter»

This isn’t T.V., he isn’t William Shatner

Oh I’ve told you before

These days you look so pale and thin

Wave down the bus and let’s be rid of him

You’ve spend this night beside your T.V. set

Remember when you used to laugh at it

You laughed a bit

You can’t say, «It doesn’t really matter»

This isn’t T.V., he isn’t William Shatner

Oh I’ve told you before

You can’t say, «It doesn’t really matter»

This isn’t T.V., he isn’t William Shatner