No - The Wedding Present

Why can’t you pick up the telephone?

Oh I know that you’re at home

I’m really past caring how you think

I just want to know about him

And you’re so right, they don’t miss a thing round here

And how do you think I feel?

Oh you can try but you’re not getting out that way

You’re just as much to blame

And if it didn’t mean a thing

And you’ve told him to go

And if you’re as sorry as you say

Why didn’t you just say no?

It’s strange that this room’s so different now

Oh I didn’t come to row

It’s just this razor, he’s left it on your shelf

I’ll throw it out myself

And if it didn’t mean a thing

And you’ve told him to go

And if you’re as sorry as you say

Why didn’t you just say no?