Bad Thing - The Wedding Present

And when I kissed her, she tasted of beer

She said she was nervous about being here

She said I don’t usually do

The things I’m doing with you

Sha said I lied and I felt like a swine

I laughed as I opened a bottle of wine

And when I offered her some

I said oh why have you come

She said I don’t think you should be so disparaging

I’m still a good person, just doing a bad thing

When it’s over we lay on the bed

She sighed disappointedly and then said

I wasn’t expecting this (but did I really)

Shave my legs just for this (it wasn’t even nearly)