We Put the Spring in Springfield - The Simpsons

You could close down Moe’s

Or the Kwik-E-Mart

And nobody would care

But the heart and soul of Springfield’s in our Maison Derriere

We’re the sauce on your steak

The cheese in your cake

We put the spring in Springfield

We’re the lace on the nightgown

The point after touchdown

Yes, we put the spring in Springfield

We’re that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice

A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price

Our only major quarrel’s with your total lack of morals

Our skimpy costumes ain’t so bad

They seem to entertain your dad

The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine

Yes, we keep the in Springfield

We remember our first visit

The service was exquisite!

Why, Joseph, I had no idea!

Come on now, you were working here!

Without it, we’d have had no fun

Since the March of 1961!

To shut it down now would be twisted

We just heard this place existed

We’re the highlights in your hairdo

The extra arms on Vishnu!

So, don’t take the

We won’t take the

Yes, let’s keep the in Springfield!