Talkin' Softball - The Simpsons

Well Mr. Burns had done it

The Power Plant had won it

With Roger Clemens clucking all the while

Mike Socia’s tragic illness made us smile

While Wade Boggs laid unconscious on the bar-room tile

We’re talking softball

From Maine to San Diego

Talking softball, Mattingly and Conseco

Ken Griffy’s grotesquely swollen jaw

Steve Sax and his run-in with the law

We’re talking Homer… Ozzy and the Straw

Chorus again