Mickey Macaroni - The Residents

Mickey Macaroni hardly ever eats meat

Mickey Macaroni doesn’t even eat sweets

Mickey Macaroni never, never eats beets

Mickey Macaroni knows what he wants to eat

My hospital room is

Smelling bad but soon he’s

Gonna take me home and

Play his saxophone and

Tell me if they broke up

When his girlfriend woke up

Screaming how she hated

Every guy she dated

I knew that he had slipped the

Minute daddy hit me

Now I’m sad and lonely

And want my macaroni