Good Evening… - The Residents

People must be left alone

Unless they have a happy home

…to partly cloudy.

The central part of the country, especially the Pit area,

currently has clear skies but that condition could soon change due to an

unusual influx of unseasonably cool winds sweeping down into the infamous Pit

heat.

Meanwhile here on the west coast the weather has continued much as it has

for the last week

When it was back when

We would not pretend

We were only friends

We interrupt our regular program for this special announcement.

Our telometer

is reporting that a large storm has developed in the vicinity of the Pit area.

Any travelers who might be headed towards that distant region are encouraged

to delay further plans until this storm has passed