Siamese Twins - The Rainmakers

This is the story of siamese twins

Where one fellow stops and another one begins

Joined at the head and the finger and the toe

With two completely separate vascular-cardio

Systems going on underneath one skin

This is the story of siamese twins

This is the story of siamese twins

How a man can be two places at once

When he’s home with his lover he’s away

Viewing through a two-way mirror

Everything’s skewing into distorted visions

Of women-for-men

Coke-bottle lenses for the siamese twins

This is the story of the double-life

How you can take one love

Make her your wife

Yet hold onto this image of a fantasty world

Where every woman looks like a teenage girl

And thin is to die for, age is sin

Hate yourself, suggested the siamese twins

This is the story of the two-headed coin

With a flip-flop double-drop triple-goocher going

Try matching wits with yourself someday

Stare yourself down without looking away

Rock-paper-scissors, take it on the chins

Siamese twins