Big Fat Blonde - The Rainmakers

(One

One, two

One, two, three, four)

I want a big fat blonde to hold my hand

To keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind

I want a big fat blonde (SOO-EY!)

A big fat blonde

Mama mama mama keep your skinny girls at home

Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Me and my big fat blonde we like to fight and scratch

I know I’ll be the loser of the wrestling match

With a big fat blonde (SOO-EY!)

Yes, a big fat blonde

Mama mama mama keep your skinny girls at home

Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Well I’m talking six-foot Swede

Amazon bomb shell

Tall damp and dirty

Talking six foot blonde

Hubba-hubba

HUBBA!

Well me and J D Salinger

Were sitting on your porch

I want a date with your sister

I’m doing it for

A big fat blonde (uh, uh)

Inside everybody there’s a big fat blonde

If you don’t believe me, take a look around!

Big fat blondes (SOO-EY!) everywhere

Big fat blondes

Mama keep those skinny girls at home

Cause skinny little me wants a big fat blonde