'08: Surfin' - The Magnetic Fields

Surfin'

I don’t wanna go surfing

Why would surfing be fun?

Surfin'

What’s the purpose of surfing?

I believe there is none

Surfin'

Boring people go surfing

In those horrible shorts

Surfin'

How moronic is surfing?

It’s the dumbest of sports

Surfin'

Crowds are ruining surfing

Which is pointless and dull

Surfin'

Was transgressive and cool, but

Now the oceans are full