'04: Cold-Blooded Man - The Magnetic Fields

You need someone thoroughly sadistic

With a less appealing face and form

Someone who comes home and goes ballistic

You need a cold-blooded man

(In a serial-killer van)

You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm

Someone unfashionably fascistic

Randomly selected from the dorm

One without one good characteristic

You need a cold-blooded man

(Should have known when we began)

You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm

One who likes his girlfriends masochistic

Too stupid to come in from the storm

Someone who could make you a statistic

You need a cold-blooded man

(I think I need a CAT scan)

You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm

You need a cold-blooded man

(A dumb, cruel also-ran)

You need a cold-blooded man to keep you warm