Lady Gaga's Bored This Way - The Key of Awesome

This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart

In Vulvulon, a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of

humanoidians: the Bitchy Dancers and the Mucusheads

On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface

decreed «From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only

communicate via Madonna songs»

The Bitchy Dancers protested saying «wait, which Madonna songs?»

The Mucus heads said nothing because they we’re mucusheads

Thus began the dance war

Now watch this unrelated video

It doesn’t matter if you make do, or make doo-doo (excuse me, sorry)

Just turn the music up cus I’ve got words to say: gravy

My momma told me when you write a song you don’t have to be original

Just mash up parts of other melodies like «Express Yourself» and «Waterfalls»

(hey, hey, hey)

If someone notices and tries to sue, you can claim that it’s just an homage

Then make a video with whips and chains, it’s kooky sci-fi gay pride collage

I’m running out of ideas

My dress is made of tortillas

I’m on my last leg baby

I got nothing to say

I’m on a hamster wheel

So I’ll beg, borrow and steal

Now I’m grasping at straws

What if I bang Santa Claus?

When you don’t know what to say

Just display more T&A

Check out my butt while I walk away

Everyone is super gay

Gay, gay, gay, everyday

Hey wait, did I mention that I’m down with gays?

Don’t be a rainbow be a flag

Don’t drink the tea just lick the bag

Don’t be shovel be a hoe

Goddamn my voice is really low

I just don’t know what to do anymore

What if I roll around with goo on the floor?

This feels disgusting and its really cold

Sometimes it’s hard to be an attention whore

I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin

It’s hard to tell if he’s still mad at me because when he frowns it looks like

a grin

Don’t go for second best ba-

Wait that’s the song I ripped off, maybe I am second best

Copy Madonna so much

I think I’m losing my touch

I think I’ll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest

The only thing left to do

Is to just start boring you

I’m going to shop at Kohl’s for some sensible shoes