Adorable - The Key of Awesome

People think it’s cute

When I’m in adult situations

I wanna rock your body

And you know I ain’t playin'

Someone wrote this song for me

So I’m not sure what I’m sayin'

I’ve seen many different girls

And I’ve seen their second bases

But you’re nothing like those girls

You don’t have zits or braces

I’m so glad it’s you and me and we are all alone

Except for my dad who’s right over there cause he’s the chaperone

I don’t want to pressure you

Cause I’m willing to wait

And I won’t try to touch your boobies on the first date

I’ll take you out to Chuck-E-Cheese

And then I’ll pick some movie

And then maybe later you can just let me see your boobies

Zero times none, equals none

You plus me, equals fun

Jeans and puppies and chubby cheeks

Is my cuteness starting to make you weak

I am adorable, (So frickin' cute)

Now this is my advantage

I’ve got Carol Brady hair

And I know all of Usher’s dances

Let’s go to my dad’s car

And make the windows steam

I really hope that sounded cool

Cause I don’t know what it means

Most of the other boys

Will play you for a fool

I made this macaroni necklace

Today at school

I know how to please you

Cause I can do sex good

I learned about it in a Playboy

That I found in the woods

The square root of sixteen-hundred is forty

Don’t you want to be my shorty

When I first saw you I was astounded

I love you tonight if I’m not grounded

(You are definitely grounded)

I am adorable, (It's almost disgusting)

(Stop singing that song

My son sings like a little girl

I don’t know where I went wrong)

I want to sleep on you

(That doesn’t make sense and you’re being creepy)

Woah it’s almost nine o’clock

I’m getting kind of sleepy

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