Electronic Wuss - The Key of Awesome

It seems like a silly choice

For a grown man to use this voice

The Postal Service did it first

I sound like them but 10 times worse

A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd

I’m just singing random words

I make songs with bleeps and bloops

I sometimes write with apple loops

Electronic wuss

Electronic wuss

I sound like a total puss

The oceans constellations make me cry

Swimming in a lemon creek

Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks

A bearded nun flies through the sky

I wrote this song when I was high

I make love to birds and bees

And masturbate to redwood trees

A dragon’s balls will drop today

A centaur screams Hip Hip Hooray!

Electronic wuss

Electronic wuss

Let’s all smoke some purple kush

Prepubescent girls think I’m so deep

My sitting posture is really bad

Holy crap, here comes my dad

Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep

I asked the strongman in the sky

Why do donuts have to die?

I had a dream the other night

That Elmo and I got in a fight

I couldn’t make my punches land

I noticed I had lobster hands

Then a snake wearing a vest

Said, did you study for the test?

What test?

I woke up and I wrote this tune

It’s going to get me tons of poon

Come ride with me in my sensitive balloons

Turn that goddemned Casio off and go to bed!