Gaga-Plause - The Key of Awesome

I recorded this song while getting a mas-sage

I spent the past several months hiding in my ga-garage

Since I’ve been gone others have tried to claim the Gaga-crown

When Miley tries to be me, she looks like a slutty clown!

Now lets try on some bras, with claws, and balls

I’m digging through my closet, tryna find an outfit, 'cause I can’t decide what

to wear for this video

Gaga La Cage

Aux Folles

Montage!

Gaga: «What if I dressed up like a bug,»

Background Dancer 1: «That's not your best look.»

Gaga: «-while standing naked behind Doug!»

Doug: «I have to go to work.»

Gaga: «There's nothin' coverin' my butt!»

Background Dancer 2: «That's not a new thing.»

Gaga: «Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn…»

Tim Gunn: «What are you doing?!»

Gaga: «D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E»

Tim Gunn: «Is this a spelling bee?

That skirt’s not making it work, don’t twerk.

Gaga: «R-S-T-L-N-E-»

Tim Gunn: «Quit playing Scrabble please.

You’ll get no more help from Tim Gunn,

I’m done.»

Gaga: «Some times my lyrics are un-in-tel-li-gi-ble,»

Background Dancers: «what?!»

Gaga: «-because I put em-pha-sis on wrong syllable (s).»

Background Dancers: «Ohhhhhh!»

Gaga: «I like to read Dean Koontz

And Dean Koontz likes to read to me.»

Background Dancer 3: «You shouldn’t be bragging»

Background Dancer 4: «He's not that good.»

I was once full of shit now, I think shit is full of me!

Check out my pixel bra, bra, bra, bra, bra

Hotter than menopause-pause

Give me gaga-plause-plause--plause

Hey everybody stop dancing and cheer for me

'cause I’m ya boss, ba-boss, ba-boss

DO IT!

Background Dancer 5: «This song is better than Roar!»

Background Dancers 6 & 7: «That song is SO dumb!»

Background Dancer 8: «Katy Perry freakin' sucks!»

Background Dancer 9: «She had work done.»

Here comes a spoiler alert!

I am Ga-God

Watch the Church get all butt-hurt

And I’m Gaga-Claus!

I H-A-T-E Y-O,-U-R

Triple word score, I won