Do The CryBaby - The Key of Awesome

Ay y’all, this is a brand new dance that’s sweeping the nation

This dance ain’t for everybody, just the self-absorbed people

It’s called the crybaby, goes a little something like this

When you’ve got a crappy show and your ratings are low

You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby

When your face looks like a ham and you get punched by will.i.am

You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby

When you say you’re on the trail but you’re really getting tailed

You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby

When those mothertruckers won’t leave Britney Spears alone

You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby

It’s always beneficial to cry

When you’re in the public eye

It’s so fun to watch celebrities suffer

So baby turn on the cameras and blubber

When the ASPCA won’t let you give your dogs away

You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby

When you’re tanking the lord for some meaningless award

You do the crybaby, you do the crybaby

Break it down now

Alright now ladies

Yeah

It’s time for me to show you how to do the crybaby dance

And don’t make me call the wambulance

Put your hands on your hips

Stick out your bottom lip

Rub your eyes, stamp your feet

Turn and complete

Put your hands on your hips

Stick out your bottom lip

Rub your eyes, stamp your feet

Turn and complete

Now show your tears to the camera so everyone can see

Just how hard it is to be a rich celebrity

I’m sorry all you crybabies if I’m being too hard on you

'Cause you know when I’m at home

And I watch TV alone

I sometimes do the crybaby too

Like when Frodo leaves the Shire and he says goodbye to Sam

Or that very special Office when Jim married Pam

The first time I saw Lost in Translation

Or whenever I hear a Morgan Freeman narration

When that dude’s wife died in the movie Up

Or the first time I saw Two Girls One Cup

Or that commercial with Sarah McLachlan and the dogs and cats

Wait a minute, turn off the camera,

I need a minute